Sunday, February 1, 2009

The Weird, Lovely, and Insane.



So this is my first blog, and I would like to introduce myself and welcome you to my strange, oft-bizarre, wordy and half-obnoxious little world. My name is Cait and I'm from Jersey. I won't be offended if anyone feels the need to call it Dirty Jersey - I too feel the need. I aspire to be a novelist (fiction!!) and that ambitious little project seems to have overrun my life. I used to want to be a gold-panner - I'm not sure if this is an improvement or not. At least it's a little more sophisticated (not that I like that sort of thing, per se). I'm a sophmore in college going for my associate's in literature. Then I will be a freshmen in college going for my bachelor's in literature. And on and on until I die a slow and painful death by word/test/intelligence/credibility asphyxiation. Bury me with my degrees. haha.

Sooo.

I'm hard put to wonder if anyone cares that I feel like sharing my thoughts on fashion, art, literaure, food, hat collections, irony, idiocy, and other shtufff, but my curiosity has overcome my better judgment - I want to write it down anyway. I hope you will be moved. If not moved, at least entertained. If not entertained, at least disgusted. I'm not picky.

In a nutshell:

Likes:

  1. Llamas
  2. Gypsies
  3. Silk
  4. Leather
  5. Studs
  6. Wool
  7. Cashmere
  8. Henry Holland
  9. Circus freaks
  10. Vintage
  11. Unicycles
  12. Punk rock shows
  13. Stuff cut up with scissors
  14. Shoooeesssss
  15. Purple
  16. African Serval cats
  17. Napoleon
  18. Banjos
  19. Joanna Newsom
  20. Driving
  21. Alice in Wonderland
  22. Photography
Dislikes:
  1. Ochre
  2. Spray tans
  3. Bitches
  4. Superiority
  5. The word "Schism"
  6. Whatever else I feel like disliking

Goodbye for now.

Hello for later.

Cait.

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