Madcap Military...Cap?

I don't much feel like writing today.

If you miss that "piffle" that I normally generate, I apologize.

I'm sure we'll have it again.

But it's five in the morning and I have yet to go to bed.

It's probably best if I don't speak at all.

Haha.

"Whhhyyy, hello there m'dears."

Glittery Belt: Recently chewed by the dog $3

Saadd-ffaaccceee.

My bed/boat-of-rampant-dreams-of-all-shapes-and-sizes-that-I-almost-never-sleep-in.

Like lying in a flower-patch.

Only..not.

I love this outfit. Sure, it looks like nightgowns.

But then.

It is nightgowns.

And anyway.

That's part of the charm.

*sigh*

I said: "Hey Daddy, do I look alright?"

And he cleared his throat awkwardly and replied: "You look like a little girl."

Awww...shucks.

I ate my wheaties this morning.

Look at that bend.

Yeah.

Yeah.
No. Of course I'm not falling over.

I'm 'contorting'.

God.

Dress#1: $12

Dress#2: $12

Military Cap: Vintage 50 cents

I'm trying to fold myself into the camera.
Haha.
You'll never see the crown of my head or my toes.
I'm just TOO TALL.
Oh!
I hit my head on an emergency exit sign the other day.
Just puttin' that out there.
God.
It hurt like Hell.

Lord, and to leave off: me looking vile.

(o_O)

"That's a good way to make friends Cait - that look. You're like a Grizzly bear."

"Puurrrrr."

And on that note:

Ta!